Many words spell failure.
When silence is not an option, hire me, Zak Fenton.
I will argue your point. I will inspire your audience. I will dispell your critics, enthrawl your comrades and enrage your opponents. I will bring people to their knees, for better or for worse, but only for enough money.
I will tell your story, my way.
Because I'm as blunt as a rock and as sharp as it's edge. Because I don't see words as poetic fairytales but as means to ends. Because I talk without overthinking, without underthinking, sometimes without thinking at all. Because I'm fluent in HTML, but I see the world in plain English.
And because I can start a sentence with a preposition, or even a conjunction. Because I know the rules, and I break them with the utmost eloquence.
But most importantly: Because I got your attention.
Fuck no! I learn at the library.
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